The World's Biggest...

I find it rather humerous that we as Americans can so easily and quickly say "It's the world's Biggest, Best, Tallest, Brightest, furriest, deadest cat in the world, in all the worlds, in every world, and on and on. We tend to exaggerate just a wee bit. I once asked my father as we were pasing by the famous Hillsdale fairgrounds in Hillsdale, MI if it was true. There is a ginormous sign on the side of the barns reading, "The World's Largest Fair" and I asked how we would actually know? What about the fairs in China? What about the cat fairs in India? How do they measure the size? Is it by how many people come? How many merchant booths they have? How many hogs get sold? How many cats get shot for 25 cents? Unfortunately, he had no answer. If I were to ask the owl, I fear he would say that same to me as he did to the little boy who once asked him about the number of licks it takes to get the the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. The voice tells us that the world may never know. What does that mean? Can the world itself actually tells us things...I think perhaps...not, but you could ask anyone...anyone, who listens to my show, and they will tell you that although I am not a thinker, I am an eater. I can polish off a bag of black forrest gummie bears like nobody's business, baby! 'Cuz I'm not playin around when it comes to food...it's the real deal.

I did, however think this parody of the world famous Mac Book Air, the world's smallest notebook/laptop, was rather funny. I don't know if it could be labeled as the world's funniest parody of the world's smallest laptop, but then again, we do all reside in the world gone mad...go figure.